Tactical Thermonuclear Cyber PR!
PRESS RELEASES DO NOT WORK! – $350 per release for some 3rd rate hack FAKE NEWS outlet to get you ranked at the top of Google for maybe 1 hr?
TACTICAL THERMONUCLEAR CYBER PR – THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!
Dear fellow internet marketer,
We are ALL Internet Marketing Students today! – There really is no other profession that counts anymore – By comparison!
The humble webmaster of 15 yrs ago now stand poised to rule over their former superiors as it is revealed that the nitty gritty details of things like domain name registrations, email communications theory / strategy, setting up blogs, writing posts etc…
IT IS REALLY ALL THAT COUNTS!
It’s not quite as glamorous as running around in a suit and tie pretending you are a hotshot in the tech world when the reality is, you cannot even register a domain name or throw-up a blog without calling your websmasters and trying to find a way for them to make time for you!
My first websites were in the fields of psychiatry and poetry!
I was going to make a website designs company called PHDesigns and cater to that profession.
ALSO: Poetry!
And also: Ultralight Backpacking! – I have taken my lessons from long-distance, light-weight travel and applied them to business strategy because carrying to much weight will wear you down quick!
I wanted to find a way to make money from poetry online because so many damn people search for the topic – the daily Google counts for the term are STAGGERING!
WHOEVER SAID THERE IS NO MONEY TO BE MADE IN POETRY WAS DEAD WRONG!
Professional song-writers get paid to write top hits for the music industry, like my friend Gift – An unacknowledged heavy hitter in the music world who told me a thing or 2 about how things work in his world while I was WRONGFULLY & ILLEGALLY jailed in Santa Rita, Dublin CA on false charges of ‘criminal threats’…
Anyways – yeah! Lots of money to be made with poetry! – Song writing – EVEN NEW FORMS OF CRYPTOCURRENCY based on – Poems!
And of course people in advertising have to think of catchy jingles and often rhyming words and clever wordplay.
But PUBLICITY! – PUBLICITY is a WHOLE DIFFERENT MATTER!
Introducing Tactical Thermonuclear Cyber PR – The Cutting Edge Methods & Techniques for Pretty Much FREE Advertising!
There really is no such thing as free advertising – Either you have to spend time, money or BOTH and BOTH!
TIME=MONEY!
Whether you are writing blog posts, crafting ads, setting up ad campaigns yada yada yada all of it has some cost – And that cost can be STUPENDOUS! – YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING IS @ STAKE IN THE TECH WORLD!
Course materials – MP3’s in password protected area + minimal written instructions – You can listen to them on the go even on your mobile device as you jog or drive.
- Email strategy! – How to find the best contacts to notify about your products, services, publicity opportunities & potential collaborative ventures.
- Crafty email strategies! – How to find out who has read your emails and exploit it strategically to your advantage! HINT: I used a secret trick to snag HILLARY CLINTON’s personal private email!
- Headline writing – Your emails WILL NOT GET OPENED unless your writing can grab attention! – You know that everyone gets lots of email and that not getting deleted requires STRATEGY and literary skills!
- Avoiding charges of DEFAMATION! – Modern business is REPUTATIONAL WARFARE! – I give you the secrets to have maximum strategic flexibilities to avoid charges of spreading DISINFORMATION and FAKE NEWS – WHICH IS DEFINITELY THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME!
- Remarkable Advertising / PR Strategy Based On Consumer Research That Might Leave Your Competition Looking Permanently Superficial+++ Much more.
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P.S. I keep it short and sweet. If you are some grammar nazi or geek that needs a little too much lip-gloss on your information products in a world of HARD Technology Battlefield-Tested tactics – THIS COURSE IS NOT FOR YOU!